- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

You're a frog

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??