- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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