- Anti Joke

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No