call me maybe.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Julian Ha.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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