What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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