- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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