- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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