- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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