How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Your mother just died.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Anti Joke

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