- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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