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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I don't believe in giraffes.

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