How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Anti Joke

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