- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar owch

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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