- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

SHUT UP JP

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

YOU

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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