What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A van drives into a car.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

This sentence is a lie.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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