- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

field day?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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