What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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