what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

You sick fiend

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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