What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

There was an american man on the way to work.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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