- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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