why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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