- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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