- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Golf.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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