- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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