Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

womens rights

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

here's a joke... the american education society

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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