- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

This is funny.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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