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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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