- Anti Joke

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.