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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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