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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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