AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

No your aunties a joke

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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