How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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