Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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