- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

kieran is a homosexual

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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