- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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