Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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