- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

The holocaust

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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