- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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