What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

 

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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