What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A muslim paints Mohammed

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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