- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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