- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

when debbie meets downer

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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