I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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I have aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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