- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

YOLO You only like Oreos

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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