Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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