Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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