- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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