- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Knock knock come in.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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