- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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