- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Black people.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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