Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Trump will make America great again.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Justin with a hat.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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