Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama so fat.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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