- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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