- Anti Joke

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

The cream, it is coming

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .