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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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