- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A fish swims up your penis...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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