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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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