why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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