Pickles are powerful

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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