- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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