Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Women's Rights.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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