How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Hi

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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the redsox

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A car walks into a bar.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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