- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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