- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Women's Rights

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A bar walks into a man

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??