Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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