Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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