Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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