1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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