- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

knock knock i have diarrhea

I am very humble.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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