What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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