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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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