So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Justin Bieber.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

nothing

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Chris is hairy

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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